Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween


I want to thank all my friends and family who came to Jordan's party last night.
I want to thank especially Darlene and Emily for coming early and helping me with so much. I love you both. Jordan had a wonderful time and I hope all the kids did too!!!
Ashley our witches hats were so good they were gobbled up..gobble, gobble.(haha)
I think Tim and Todd got most of the bat wings. My Pumpkin Cake looked so good, especially after Darlene put the finishing touches on the icing that. Nobody wanted to cut it, it was so cute.
Thanks to Carrie for walking the "little monster" I was so tired I fell asleep sitting on the couch.
Next Day Surprises
Batman, the hermit crab used the cheese cloth to finally escape his cage and we found him hiding in the haunted house on top of the entertainment center.
Apparently the kids rolled Marty Lynn's car with the left over mummy rolls.
Emily truly had the best costume.!!!
Little Travis spent the night...surprise..
It was so nice to have my friends over and have adult conversations. Tim's sister Clara and his nieces Kim and Donna came.and we had little ones galore just everywhere and these were all the best kids ever. Not a monster in the bunch!!!!
I hope you all had a good time..too Luv you all.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

ROAD LESS TRAVELED


I was rolling my Halloween pumpkins out to my car. I had just purchased them at the grocery store, There was a man outside, apparently an employee at the store and he was about to gather the buggies up to take back into the store. I asked him if he wanted my buggy too and he said yes and I told him he could have it if he would put my 3 HUGE pumpkins in the back of the car. We joked a little bit, small talk mostly, you know how we southern women do. And I told him as he was pushing my buggy away "Happy Halloween" and he says: (this is where it gets confusing and the point) "Oh Halloween is my saint's night"..I stared blankly.."you know," he said, "the saint of Goblins and Witches" I know I looked at him strange and said: "Oooh ...Kay" and got in my car and left. Is there a Saint other than Saint George that is over Halloween...I mean in Christianity..did I misunderstand. Did he mean he worshiped a saint..a demon.. the devil?. I hate to think of anyone that lost in the world. I found these words meaningful today;Its from Christs sermon on the mountain.
Mathew 7;13-14
13"Go in through the narrow gate; because broad and spacious is the road leading to destruction, and many are the ones going through it; 14 whereas narrow is the gate and cramped the road leading off into life, and few are the ones finding it.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

If you're planning on air dropping food over an impoverished area, trust me and avoid canned hams. Or live Turkeys for those of us who remember WKRP Cincinnati

Monday, October 26, 2009


Its Halloween week and I am gearing up for another Party at my house.Reminder to my friends 6:30 this Friday night. Just family fun. Just enough to be a little spooky. No blood and gore. I hate chop 'em up movies. We will be watching old black and white movies and having a lot of fun. I am late on my ridiculous rants this week ..but never fear they will be back . I cant let the local press off that easily now can I.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Rant:October 17,2009



Ridiculous Rants and Other Observations



Rant: What good is it to call Wildlife Officers,when they won't come out after you tell them you have a bear in your yard and you can't even go out of you home at night?
Two words: Bear Season!!!

If you happen to be attacked by the bear, the National Park Service Black Bear Brochure advises you to fight back as hard as you can with any object near you. Be as loud and intimidating as you can. They suggest that playing dead is not appropriate.


Unless you want to be on the Buffet.

Black bears in North Carolina dens in November or December in hollow trees, rock crevices, or piles of leaves. These denning bears can be aroused from their deep sleep quickly, which is not like a true hibernator. Their body temperature only drops about ten degrees and their heart rate and breathing only decline a little bit. The black bear in North Carolina enters a state of dormancy or deep sleep. They wake up and forage on warm winter days.

Does this Ridiculous Rantor know where they live. The mountains of NC..Optimum word here is MOUNTAIN. Living in the mountains is liked Public Service work. You either got it, or you don't.


Ursus americanus, or the American Black Bear is unique to North America. They were here before the European settlers arrived.

That includes pretty much all of us.

I know what its like to have a bear coming to your house at night. Been there done that. Had a big one right outside my bedroom window one night around 2:00 am. Home with a little baby alone. Nothing between us but a window screen. I was petrified. Hoping I did not smell like anything that might be considered an appetizer. Black Bears are omnivorous.. I froze and he left. We saw him a few more times. But he stopped coming around when we stopped putting our garbage out at night and Bear Season opened up.


Never once did I think to call a Wildlife officer..I would have been too embarrassed and to publish it in the paper as an anonymous rant ..Egads ..It would have been etched on my tombstone.


Bears in the mountains are like pigeons in the city..They are everywhere. You just Do Not feed them.


Here are two things I know about our local bears. They are beautiful animals and if you think they wont hurt you then you need to watch When Animals Attack II.
That's why most local mountain people have guns.

Good grief..get a grip.

Blue Fire Hydrants:


It seems sad to see the red ones go away..but I really don't think its something to be offended by? Whine... Whine ...Complain...Get a life.

MACON MORON


The Franklin Press for putting fire hydrants on the front page instead of the mugging that happened on the Greenway on October 8th. A lot of people walk and run that area including my family and I. I believe that might have been more newsworthy.


When you want to fight a battle about everything..you are always at war. Choose your battles carefully. Remember GOD is videotaping everything you do.

Friday, October 16, 2009


I found this moving this morning..to not turn away anyone who only wants to worship Jehovah..to not judge those that have never done any harm and come to you in GODs name.I have been thinking this day of persecution and peace. If you read the verses Matthew10:34-39 It speaks of how you will lose people you love because you worship Jehovah. To someone like me..only my son and Tim as family..or my dear friends..to lose someone you love..because of my love of Jehovah and my refusal to judge would be so hard. It saddens me..but if he stands with me..who can stand against me.

Matthew10: 40-42

“He that receives YOU receives me also, and he that receives me receives him also that sent me forth. 41 He that receives a prophet because he is a prophet will get a prophet’s reward, and he that receives a righteous man because he is a righteous man will get a righteous man’s reward. 42 And whoever gives one of these little ones only a cup of cold water to drink because he is a disciple, I tell YOU truly, he will by no means lose his reward.”

Thursday, October 15, 2009

An implantable chip could allow you to charge purchases or even start your car. It'd be convenient, It'd be convenient, to be sure. But would it be too creepy?
We already microchip our pets, and I would probably want to micro-chip my soon-to- be teenager if it was available.

Timothy McVeigh(Oklahoma Bomber) swore the military had put a micro chip in his buttocks when they gave him his anthrax shots. I didn't believe him then, the psycho, but think about it. It is soo hard to give credit to any of his words.
We know the government gave soldiers LSD in the 60s. Its not like they tell us everything. If my son was in a war, If he were captured, if he had a chip. They could find him right then. That's a lot of ifs.

But is it right..Is this where we are headed..Do you remember bar codes and UPC codes. I guess Bob Segar may be right ..we are all just a number. Or soon will be.

Would you be chipped? Would you let your children. Does this feel prophetic to you?

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Rants-10-11-09




RIDICULOUS RANTS AND OTHER OBSERVATION


Rant: Just because the DA dismisses a case it doesn't mean a person is innocent.


Well...Actually it does.





In our Country you are innocent until a jury sayS you are guilty. You do not have to prove your innocence. The State has to prove you are guilty.


In this case they did not have even enough proof to press charges or go before a Grand Jury .I am not even going to pretend I don't know who this rant is about..Anyone who reads our paper or watches WLOS- 13 know who we are talking about. If you are a constant reader you know how I feel about RABID animals who hurt children. If not just check out last weeks Blog.


"It is better for ten guilty men to go free than one innocent to suffer." William Blackstone said this in 1760.


October 3, 1692, while decrying the Salem witch trials, Increase Mather wrote, "It were better that Ten Suspected Witches should escape, than that the Innocent Person should be Condemned.;

Benjamin Franklin stated it as, "it is better [one hundred] guilty Persons should escape than that one innocent Person should suffer".

"When GOD was going to destroy Sodom He told Abraham if he could find 10 righteous people in the city he would not destroy it. Out of a city that was an"abomination" in the eyes of God he would have left it standing just to save 10 innocents.

Think about it..


In early Roman and Jewish times you had to have 3 people to stand by you to prove your innocence. If no one came forth, you were guilty.


Juries find a lot of people innocent that we the public believe are guilty. We don't like it . But how many people are being let out of prison because DNA has proven them innocent. They have lost their lives..No innocent should ever suffer when there is a reasonable doubt.

Egads ..its election time in Macon..Mayoral and Aldermen. Its your choice vote..please vote wisely..don't vote..don't complain.




Bogus Cancer Cure Case..I don't know anything about this particular person, but anybody who profits on the desperation of the sick, lonely or broken hearted should be taught a lesson by a hickory switch.

MACON MORON
Jason Stamey..25 first he falls asleep (passed out?) in the McDonald's Drive Thru, when the cops wake him up he runs and they chase him down. He gets caught. A couple of weeks later, He runs a stop sign, he gets blue lighted and he runs again...Guess What ..he gets caught AGAIN. This guy is really a slow learner.What a MORON

H1N1(SWINE FLU): You know the CDC can give it all the pretty names they want to..to me its still SWINE FLU,just like SARS is still BIRD flu. I wonder sometimes just how stupid they think John Q Public really is. A flu with any other name will still kill you if it can.! ( mangled Shakespeare, Sorry Will).
For transplant patients like me these outbreaks can put put you on edge. My poor son has to have two flu test and two Strep tests since school started. They stick a swab so far up your nose it tickles the brain. He had "Type A" flu the last time. So guess what Mom got too!!! I got over it pretty easy . My Dr and Transplant coordinator gave me an RX for Tami-flu. one of the side effects is Odd or out of character behavior..
I guess me flipping my yogurt onto the ceiling could be considered an odd behavioral side effect.
Christie Downs, one of our own, who is a Post transplant patient is in Angel hospital in respiratory isolation with H1N1. Please Pray for her. She is so young and has two little ones that need her.

Christ stood alone before his accusers..his friends, his disciples had fled. This thought always makes me so sad..with all the good he had done, all the people he had healed, no one stepped forward to speak for him.

Remember your friends and accept their faults..love your enemies no matter how hard it is..GOD is videotaping everything you do.
Ridiclous Rants and Other Observations

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Rants and more Rants 10/03/09



RIDICULOUS RANTS AND OTHER OBSERVATIONS FROM OUR LOCAL PAPER.




Rant: How can anyone be a Democrat and sit in church on Sunday? Abortion? Gay rights? Everything you stand for goes against the Bible.




OK....


I don't usually deal with politics and religion, but this is so out there I had to comment.




Here are my observations: The Rantor goes to church and wants to be a Christian. He is offended because there is a Democrat in Church. Not all Democrats are crazy right wingers, just like all Republicans aren't all left wing zealots. Does this Rantor know the contents of this Democrats heart? Does this Rantor know that according to the Bible you are not supposed to judge. Does this Rantor know that Christ said the healthy do not need a physician.


And who does he think he is to say who is supposed to be in church and who isn't. Maybe this Rantor should spend a little more time on his knees and less time looking down his nose on his neighbor.


Is he speaking for God..cause if he is I have got a ton of questions.




The wonderful thing about this country is we are given freedom of choice. Some choose wisely some don't. But the thing is ..we get to choose.




OBSERVATIONS


Absentee Policy:


My 12 year old had Type A flu..He missed 5 days of school. Doctors Excuse..Quarantine to keep it from spreading. I received 3 phone calls from our Principal and a letter. Here's the thing I called the school, I picked up his work and my son is almost a Straight A student. Hello..I even turned his Science fair project in so that it wasn't late. Is our middle school so big that they don't even read the Dr's notes. There are truly some wonderful people at the school like Ms. Paula Anglin that actually know what is going on and keeps everything rolling but, sometimes that place is so anti-parent. My son has wonderful teachers this year and I really like Mr. Maslin. Is it the school board that is so out of touch. There is a 19 day rule that keeps you from passing for Middle School. If my son gets the H1N1 virus I think, I will personally wheel him into the School Board meeting and let him cough on everybody there. Lets see how many days they miss.


As for the high school...I don't have to worry about that for another couple of years. But, in other states..like Georgia, if you don't go to school, the state pulls your Drivers license. This still boils down to parents. Me,I am a Helicopter Mom, I hover. Actually Iam not just any kind of helicopter mom, I am an Apache Assault. And proud of it. We Helicopter Moms have a word for those parents that are never involved. We call them Stealths..cause you never see them.




MACON MORON




CHRISTOPHER LUNTZ...that's all I need to say about him. He is GOD's now.


Carl E Nesbit Jr. 45 and Nathan Kristopher Boutin,32 plead guilty to child sex crimes.




I am a pretty laid back person, live and let live. love your neighbor. But,when it comes to crimes against children, all that goes out the window.


In medieval times we could have drawn and quartered them in the town square. You know, four big horses one tied to each limb and sent into 4 different directions until they pull the person apart. But,I guess we are more civilized now. Personally, I think they are Rabid Animals and need to be put down like one.


Shame on the Fanklin Press for putting it on page 10 and without photos. Parents need to see the faces of these animals.




Remember..talk your neighbor...do something about the things you can change..you can choose your path in life..choose well..GOD is video taping everything you do.